Topic: To all the Golf fans
No Offence 
Q: How do you upgrade a Golf?
A: Put in an engine.
Q: Why do Golf's have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Q: What's the difference between a Golf & the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What goes on pages 4 of the Golf user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of Golf?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Golf at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call two Golf's at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call a Golf with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.
Q: How do you double the value of a Golf?
A: Half fill it with petrol!
Q: What to you call a Golf with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your Golf gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing & take refuge in the car.
Q: What is the Golf owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Golf with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Q: How do you make a Golf go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Q: How do you make a Golf go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What do you call a Golf with a flat tire?
A: A write off.
A man goes to a parts garage, "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Golf
please?"
Parts man, "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."
"I can see you've got a new car - a Golf!"
"Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery."
"What was the first prize then?"
"A fruit-basket!"
