Topic: To all the Golf fans

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Q: How do you upgrade a Golf?
A: Put in an engine.

Q: Why do Golf's have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.

Q: What's the difference between a Golf & the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: What goes on pages 4 of the Golf user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What is the sport-version of Golf?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Golf at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: What do you call two Golf's at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a Golf with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: How do you double the value of a Golf?
A: Half fill it with petrol!

Q: What to you call a Golf with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your Golf gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing & take refuge in the car.

Q: What is the Golf owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you call a Golf with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.

Q: How do you make a Golf go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.

Q: How do you make a Golf go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What do you call a Golf with a flat tire?
A: A write off.


A man goes to a parts garage, "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Golf
please?"
Parts man, "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."



"I can see you've got a new car - a Golf!"
"Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery."
"What was the first prize then?"
"A fruit-basket!"


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Do Something Strange....................For Some Change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: To all the Golf fans

Bust nice one

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heheheheh

Naughty
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Re: To all the Golf fans

Good sharing of these funny riddles. It has made more fun and enjoyment. Also riddles are helpful to increase knowledge and ability of quick answering. Thanks for this knowledgeable and funny sharing.

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