Topic: rules by men [all are # 1's ]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.

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No woman will ever be truly happy, because no man will ever have a chocolate p*nis that ejaculates money!

Re: rules by men [all are # 1's ]

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Who needs Redbull to F L Y ('',)

Re: rules by men [all are # 1's ]

Bust Bust Bust
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Ex 86 Avante 1.6 GLE <-- Write Off
Ex 90 Conquest 1600RS 16V Carb <-- Oil Happy
Ex 96 Chico 1.3 4Spd <--WTF
Ex 89 Gti 16V Exec <-- More at mech dan with me
Ex 96 Corolla 180iGLE Cowley Branch, 50Mil XZost, BMC Filter, UNIChip (200is Eater ) <-- Chronic Heart Failure
Ex 86 Gti 8v  <-- Cancer
94 Corolla 160iGLE <-- Work in Progress
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:lol::lol:

20V RXI
293° 9.5mm Lift Estas Billet Cams,Toda Valve Springs
VDL Head Job,Dicktator Management
140kw & 181nm
&
05' 2.0i CiTi Golf
276 Estas Billet Cam
97kw & 175nm.

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Re: rules by men [all are # 1's ]

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Umm... WTF!

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1998 Golf Mk3 VR6