Topic: TEXTING FOR SENIORS

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Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you:.

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.



ATD:                            At The Doctor's

BFF:                             Best Friend Farted

BTW:                           Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT:                          Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM:                            Covered By Medicare

CGU:                            Can't get up

CUATSC:                     See You At The Senior Center

DWI:                            Driving While Incontinent

FWB:                           Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW:                         Forgot Where I Was

FYI:                              Found Your Insulin

GGPBL:                       Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA:                           Got Heartburn Again

IMHO:                         Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO:                         Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL:                             Living On Lipitor
 
OMMR:                        On My Massage Recliner

OMSG:                         Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

PIMP:                           Pooped in my pants

ROFL... CGU:               Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

TTYL:                            Talk To You Louder

WAITT:                        Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA:                         Wet The Furniture Again

WTP:                            Where's The Prunes?

WWNO:                      Walker Wheels Need Oil

GLKI:                            Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

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Re: TEXTING FOR SENIORS

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Re: TEXTING FOR SENIORS

I love this.. Thanks for sharing!

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